Forum Posting Guide

Search forum : intitle:keyword+YourName@YourKeyword

Before creating a signature link you have to spend or participator thread on any forum website in Introduction Section.

Start your forum journey with "Hello Word". Few are -

1. New to this thread, just saying hello Smile
2. first off all i would like to thanks to all person who join this forum i think this is great place to convey to share information to each other.
3. Hi I'm new to this forum! Hope everyone had a good thanksgiving
4. Reading books, cooking my food are my hobby.I am positively looking forward to the forum and its members.
5. Its a pleasure to meet you all.
6. I joined the community to know about the different travelling companies.
7. I am new to this forum and just wanted to say hey.
8. Hi, I am linda. New to this community. And just want to say hello to all members.
9. I am new to this forum site! Just want to say hello to all members
10. Hello I am very new in this fourm! Looking forward to the forum members.
11. Welcome! Im a junior here as well :]
12. Hi everyone. New here. This community is amazing
13. And i hope i can contribute to and learn more from here.
14. I am very pleased to find the forum where all thread are very useful and beneficial.
15. Hope to get help from people.
16. Hello everyone, just joined today
17. Hello! I just joined a few days ago. Welcome to the boards. I saw that you are from Scotland. I have relatives in Middlesex England. Not sure how close you are. Have a Disney day!
18. I will be pleased if you can share you wonderful traveling experience with the Community.
19. I love travelling and wanna find friends who share the same interest and would be able to become my companion in the near future.
20. I am looking forward to getting to know all of you!
21. I am really feeling good to be out here since I am a regular reader of the forums.
22. Thanks for allowing me to join.
23. I am Dai and just logged in here
24. Hope to see a great time here .
25. I am excited to take part in all topics. Hope I can enjoy my stay and all will cooperate with me.

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Optimizing Meta Tags - SEO

Important Meta Tags and Codes

Meta Types	How To Use	Coding
Meta keywords	Set 150 keywords smartly on your web pages.	(meta name="keywords" content="seo,hacking")
Author Meta	Popular your name with Author Meta	(meta name="author" content="Ankit)"
Robots Meta	instruct robots to non or follow/index your site pages on web.	(meta name="robots" content="index, follow")
CopyRight Meta	It shown copyright authority by owner	(meta name="copyright" content="May, 2012")
Language Meta	Define your website language to crawler.	(meta name="language" content="eng")
ODP/NOYDR Meta	Specify instructions for SE Robots.	For Google, you can use this: (meta name="googlebot" content="noodp" /). Yahoo!, you can use this: (meta name="slurp" content="noydir" /). MSN, you can use this: (meta name="msnbot" content="noodp" /).
Reply Mail Meta	Set your mail id in your important pages	(meta name="reply-to" content="info@hackopedia.in)
Revisit Meta Tag	Set your days or time to revisit by cralwer.	(meta name="revisit-after" content="7 days")
Non-Translate Tag	Non-translation page	(meta name="google" content="notranslate")>
Cache Tags	Avoid your private page cache/index by SE	(meta http-equiv="Cache-control" content="description")

Note: Replace ( ) to < less-greater than symbol> to implement above meta tags.
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Network Security Course 101

The area of Network security Course consists of the provisions and policies adopted by the network administrator to prevent and monitor unauthorized access, misuse, modification, or denial of the computer network and network-accessible resources. Network security involves the authorization of access to data in a network, which is controlled by the network administrator. Users choose or are assigned an ID and password or other authenticating information that allows them access to information and programs within their authority. Network security covers a variety of computer networks, both public and private, that are used in everyday jobs conducting transactions and communications among businesses, government agencies and individuals. Networks can be private, such as within a company, and others which might be open to public access. Network security course is required organizations, enterprises, and other types of institutions. It does as its title explains: It secures the network, as well as protecting and overseeing operations being done.

Network Security Course Deals with the ISO/OSI Reference Model

Network Security Course is designed to meet the needs of the IT professionals to grasp the software engineering principle within short time. The course syllabus is set in such a way to understand the practical problems of the industry and to guide the IT professionals to follow the software processes as they come across in their environment. Some of the special features are

:: Industry relevant curriculum
:: Extensive Course material
:: Online interactivity with Experts
:: Self pace Learning

On line assessment Communication tools like White Board and Chat provides online interactivity with Instructor and Student. E-mail and Bulletin board give offline communication to share the information between Instructor and Students.
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How To Reinstall Windows Without Losing Anything

You can use this method as often as you like when you need to repair something that had gotten corrupted and you don't want to do a clean install. This is better than doing a windows repair install from the cd because doing that can cause changes to settings and even make it so you can't get updates anymore from Microsoft update site because of the 'silent install' they did a year or so ago (unless you re reg some dll files).
1- Start Windows xp
2- Go to the location of your source files
3- Run WINNT32 /unattended
For example, D:\I386\winnt32 / unattended ( copy & paste this command into the RUN box, then press ENTER ) Your computer will do the rest. OR Start > All Programs > Accessories > Command Prompt. Copy & paste > D:\I386\winnt32 / unattend (notice the space between 32 and / ) Press Enter. If you have i386 on your drive, you can replace D: ( if D: is your CD drive ) with the location of it. (be sure it's the full i386 though) D: is the driver letter where your windows XP Cd is if D: \I386\winnt32 /unattend doesn't work then try : D:\winnt32 / unattend
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Detecting Anonymous IP Addresses

As the fraudsters are now becoming more sophisticated in bypassing the Geo-location controls by using proxies (Anonymous IPs) to spoof their IP address, it has become very much necessary to come up with a means for detecting the proxies so that the authenticity of the users can be verified. Using a proxy (web proxy) is the simplest and easiest way to conceal the IP address of an Internet user and maintain the online privacy. However proxies are more widely used by online fraudsters to engage in cyber crimes since it is the easiest way to hide their actual Geo-location such as city/country through a spoofed IP address. Following are some of the examples where fraudsters use the proxies to hide their actual IP.

How Proxy Detection Works?

Proxy detection services often rely on IP addresses to determine whether or not the IP is a proxy. Merchants can obtain the IP address of the users from the HTTP header on the order that comes into their website. This IP address is sent to the proxy detecting service in real time to confirm it’s authenticity.

The proxy detection services on the other hand compare this IP against a known list of flagged IPs that belong to proxy services. If the IP is not on the list then it is authenticated and the confirmation is sent back to the merchant. Otherwise it is reported to be a suspected proxy. These proxy detection services work continuously to grab a list or range of IPs that are commonly used for proxy services. With this it is possible to tell whether or not a given IP address is a proxy or spoofed IP.

 

How to Tell Whether a given IP is Real or a Proxy?

There are a few free sites that help you determine whether or not a given IP is a proxy. You can use free services like WhatisMyIPAddress to detect proxy IPs. Just enter the suspected IP in the field and click on “Lookup IP Address” button to check the IP address. If it is a suspected proxy then you will see the results something as follows.

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Top 10 p2p Clients

Users can use software that connects in to a peer-to-peer network to search for shared files on the computers of other users (i.e. peers) connected to the network. Files of interest can then be downloaded directly from other users on the network. Typically, large files are broken down into smaller chunks, which may be obtained from multiple peers and then reassembled by the downloader. This is done while the peer is simultaneously uploading the chunks it already has to other peers.

Due to the vastness of the p2p landscape,  searching for the most efficient file sharing app as dictated by your needs and preferences can prove tiresome – that’s why we thought we should make this task easier for you by listing 20 of the best peer-to-peer programs currently in use.

Considering the vast psp softwares availabe, searching for the most efficient file sharing apps can be tiresome, most espcially with the increase of malware, viruses and spywares - for that reason i though it would be good to make this task easier for you by collating the best peep to peer file sharing softwares.

Note: Make sure you know what you are downloading, coz most software disguises as being genuine whereas they are habouring viruses and some hackers uses this medium to penetrate into your system.

So be careful and good luck.

20 Best p2p (Peer to Peer) File Sharing Apps and Softwares

1) µTorrent:

The program is designed to use minimal computer resources while offering functionality comparable to larger BitTorrent clients such as Vuze or BitComet.

2) SoulSeek:

Soulseek is a peer-to-peer (P2P) file-sharing network and application. It is used mostly to exchange music, although users are able to share a variety of files. It was created by Nir Arbel, a former Napster programmer. The server used is composed of two networks since 2006. Since 6 July 2008, there has been an attempt to merge them with the arrival of a new stable release.

3) DC++:

DC++ is a free and open-source, peer-to-peer file sharing client alternative to the original client, NeoModus Direct Connect (NMDC); it connects to the same file-sharing network and supports the same file-sharing protocol. One of the reasons commonly attributed to the aforementioned popularity of DC++ is that it has no adware of any kind, unlike NMDC.

4) Vuze:

Vuze (previously Azureus) is a BitTorrent client used to transfer files via the BitTorrent protocol. Vuze is written in Java, and uses the Azureus Engine. In addition to downloading data linked to by .torrent files, Azureus allows users to view, publish and share original DVD and HD quality video content.

Content is presented through channels and categories containing TV shows, music videos, movies, video games and others. Additionally, if users prefer to publish their original content, they may earn money from it.

5) LimeWire:

LimeWire is a free peer-to-peer file sharing (P2P) client program that runs on Windows, Mac OS X, Linux, and other operating systems supported by the Java software platform. LimeWire uses the gnutella network as well as the BitTorrent protocol. A free software version and a purchasable "enhanced" version are available.

6) eMule:

eMule is a free peer-to-peer file sharing application for Microsoft Windows. Started in May 2002 as an alternative to eDonkey2000, eMule now connects to both the eDonkey network and the Kad network.

The distinguishing features of eMule are the direct exchange of sources between client nodes, fast recovery of corrupted downloads, and the use of a credit system to reward frequent uploaders. Furthermore, eMule transmits data in zlib-compressed form to save bandwidth.

7) Shareaza:

Shareaza is a peer-to-peer file sharing client running under Microsoft Windows which supports the gnutella, Gnutella2 (G2), eDonkey, BitTorrent, FTP, HTTP and HTTPS network protocols and handles magnet links, ed2k links, and the now deprecated gnutella and Piolet links. It is available in 30 languages.

One unique thing about Shareaza is that it hashes its files for all networks, and then distributes those hash values on G2 which then allows it to download one file from several networks at once. When another Shareaza client connected to G2 finds such a file, it is given the hash values for all networks and can search on the other networks with their respective hash values, which increases the number of sources and the download speed of the file. Shareaza also uses its G2 network to find more sources for torrents.

8 ) BitComet:

The BitComet program is a multi-threaded multi-protocol hybrid download manager and BitTorrent Peer-to-peer (P2P) file-sharing application. It supports simultaneous download tasks. To complete a particular download, it can draw parts of files from many sources across different P2P and client–server protocols.

9) aMule:

aMule is a free peer-to-peer file sharing application that works with the EDonkey network and the Kad Network, offering similar features to eMule and adding others such as GeoIP (country flags). It was forked from the xMule source code on August 18, 2003, which itself is a fork of the lMule project, which was the first attempt to bring the eMule client to Linux.

10) giFT:

giFT is a collection of various software components geared towards improving the overall usability of a multitude of peer-to-peer file-sharing networks. This goal is accomplished by unifying the components such that a user of the software may choose any of the available interfaces to access any of the available networks. The central application, giftd, uses a plugin-based architecture capable of using multiple networks simultaneously through a single user interface.

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How To Hide Facebook Friend List

Facebook is one of the great social networking site in which you can share your stories with your friends, photos, videos, and your whereabouts. Whereas there are some Facebook users who will share information freely with everyone in their network, there are some other people who would like to keep some details to
themselves, including their list of friends. By default , the “friends list” box is visible on your profile. With the help of Facebook’s enhanced privacy settings you can customize it’s visibility according to your needs
In order to hide your friend’s list just follow these steps:

1. First of all sign in to your Facebook account.
2. On the top-right of your page, click the “Account” Tab. Select the third option, “Privacy Settings”.
3. Click “View Settings” which is under the “Connecting on Facebook” label. Here you will find different settings in which you can configure how your friends can find and connect with you.
4. Scroll down and look for the option “See your friend list”.On the drop-down list on the right . Click “Custom”. Then the “Custom Privacy” box is displayed.

5. Click the drop-down list next to “These people” label. Select the last option, “Only Me”. This setting will hide your list of friends from everyone.
6. Click “Save Setting” for changes to take effect.
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Clipboard Hacking 101

This is one of the most popular things we do on the internet with our keyboard. "Ctrl+C". We copy data (i.e. email address, passwords, ssn, credit cards etc.) here and there and paste to wherever we want to reuse it. But do you realize that the data you copied are stored in what is called a clipboard temporarily and is accessible to anyone and can be stolen when you visit web sites using a combination of Javascripts and ASP (or PHP, or CGI) to write your data to a dabase on another server.

You might be wondering, how on earth is that possible. Its true and possible and we're going to explain how and how to prevent it from now happening. Just read on and i just hope you haven't copied a credit card number recently.

The Clipboard hack is done by the following Source Code:

Yes, with this simple script any website has the potential of stealing your sensitive information to their database.

Now the good news is this vulnerability can only be found on Internet Explorer and to avoid this clipboard hack problem IE users follow this simple steps.

Go to Internet Options -> Security
Press Custom Level
In the security settings, select disable under Allow paste operation via script.


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Crack Memory Card Password [FAST]

We usually set password for our memory card for privacy and security, but the common mistake every one does at least once in out life time forgetting password. If you set password for mobile memory card, then you should be not forget the password. If you does then the only option is to formate your memory card with the help of the card reader and eventually the loss of all your data stored on it. There is a way to break the security wall. If you are a Symbian device lover then no need to worry about the password. You can crack them in few minutes.


In this tutorial I am going to teach you how to reset your memory card password in easy step. Before we start you need to have X-plore (application used to explore your system files and folder even the hidden folders in your device)



Step1: Install X-Plore in your mobile. If you want to download X-Plore search around internet you can download free trail.

Step2: Open your X-plore apps and Press 0(Zero) and check which you have marked the "show the system files"

Step3: Once you done that now go to the following path C:/Sys/Data/Mmcstore

Step4: Once you reached there you need to press "3" under option to set it in the Hex-viewer

Step5: See the third column you will able to see a line of code ! TMSD02G (c??"?x???6?2?6?2?6). Just check the character between the "?" it is your password ie: 62626



Note: If you have not set the password, then you will not able to gain access to C:/Sys/Data
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Facebook Shortcuts

Well Facebook is a very popular social community and people are spending their much time on Facebook so to make Ur Facebook browsing experience more fun u can use some nice keyboard shortcuts to speed up ur communication:

Well Keyboard Shortcuts depends on browser and Operating System:

Check it Below:

If U are using Windows + Crome Browser use these shortcuts:

1. Alt + ? = move’s ur cursor to search Box.
2. Alt + M = New Message
3. Alt + 1 = Home Page
4. Alt + 2 = Profile Page
5. Alt + 3 = Friend Requests
6. Alt + 4 = Messages Menu
7. Alt + 5 = Notifications Menu If U are using Windows + Firefox Browser use these shortcuts:

1. Alt + Shift + ? = move’s ur cursor to search Box.
2. Alt + Shift + M = New Message
3. Alt + Shift + 1 = Home Page
4. Alt + Shift + 2 = Profile Page
5. Alt + Shift + 3 = Friend Requests
6. Alt + Shift + 4 = Messages Menu
7. Alt + Shift + 5 = Notifications Menu

If U are using OS X + Firefox Browser use these shortcuts:

1. Function + Ctrl + ? = move’s ur cursor to search Box.
2. Function + Ctrl + M = New Message
3. Function + Ctrl + 1 = Home Page
4. Function + Ctrl + 2 = Profile Page
5. Function + Ctrl + 3 = Friend Requests
6. Function + Ctrl + 4 = Messages Menu
7. Function + Ctrl + 5 = Notifications Menu

If U are using OS X + Other Browser use these shortcuts:

1. Ctrl + Option + ? = move’s ur cursor to search Box.
2. Ctrl + Option + M = New Message
3. Ctrl + Option + 1 = Home Page
4. Ctrl + Option + 2 = Profile Page
5. Ctrl + Option + 3 = Friend Requests
6. Ctrl + Option + 4 = Messages Menu
7. Ctrl + Option + 5 = Notifications Menu

So become a Facebook Power User Today with these Helpful Shortcuts.

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Facebook Instant Personalization

Did you know that the new Facebook Instant Personalization privacy setting shares your user information to third party websites on default?

According to what I have understand through several articles, Facebook Instant Personalization means that any application or third party you use through FB will be able to pull out your user information to give you a personalized experience on their app/site.

I don't really know, if this is actually good or evil like discussed by many people on the web? Some say that these new settings make it easier for apps or sites to determine what you probably like on their site. You'll be able to see what people in your friends circle like related to this certain app/site, and it also works the other way around. On the other hand there are also people that say Instant Personalization leaves the doors open to privilege abuse. People are able to see your related activities and information, weather you like it or not. You can find more insightful articles on this issue on the web.

If you feel uncomfortable about this whole situation and decide that you want to be more in charge of your private information, you can still opt out of this setting. Here are steps on how to disable Facebook Instant Personalization:

1. Choose Privacy Settings from Account.
2. Scroll down to the left bottom of page and edit your settings in Applications and Websites.
3. Edit settings in Instant Personalization.
4. Deselect Enable instant personalization on partner websites and confirm to save changes.

You also might want to check out the Edit settings in Info accessible through your friends. There is a note saying that: your name, profile picture, gender, networks and user ID (along with any other information you've set to everyone) is available to friends' applications unless you turn off platform applications and websites.




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Airtel Free NOP Trick 2011

This trick is tested and working from past 3 Months.This trick doesn't work on old Airtel old SIM cards,you have to buy new Airtel SIM card.After you bought the new SIM card follow the given procedure:

1.Dial 567567 on your Airtel Number.

2.When your call got connected immediately press 112215.

3.When you pressed the above number instantly disconnect the call.

4.Again repeat the 1 & 2 procedure.

5After you followed the procedure correctly you will get the message saying "Due to Insufficient Balance your requested service not activated,pls recharge and try again later.Don't worry it means Your Free NOP is ready  to use.

NOTE:When you dial 567567 kindly keep balance below 1 rs.If you get the settings you have to buy new sim and try it.

As per the Airtel NOP system you can't download the file which is more than 3 MB.But using the below free nop settings you can download the file which is greater than 3 MB.
Proxy address:100.1.200.99
Port:8080
Homepage:wap.google.com
APN:airtelwap.com
Use UCWEB for bypassing the download limit.If you wish to recharge your account kindly deactivate NOP before recharging.
You can also use this NOP service in PC through changing the proxy address and port in the Advanced Browser Settings.By this method you can access NOP on PC.

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Difference Between FTP and Shells

Difference between FTP & Shells:

Many times I see that some of us know how to use the shell but once they have uploaded they get confused. So to start with, Let me give you some information about FTP:

File Transfer Protocol

Whenever you want to open your website, the first thing you will do is to get some web hosting for your self. That cud be either free or paid. When your get your hosting services, you create a website on your computer first and then upload it to your hosting server so it becomes a World Wide Web. This process of uploading the documents from your computer to your hosting server is done through FTP [File Transfer Protocol]. It basically looks like a program with 2 columns, one column shows your computer files and another shows your servers files. Just like when you copy the stuffs from some USB drive to your computer. So here, I will show you an example is how you would connect if you own go4expert. So when you want to connect your self to your web hosting server, following information is required in order to authenticate yourself:

Server : ftp.hosting.com
Username: ankit_world
password: whatever

So, once you put in this information, server understands that you are shabbir and gives you access to all the files on the server so you can work on it.

Shells:

Since you understand the FTP now, we know that none of us will get access to Go4expert's server because we don't have the username and password authenticate yourself. Somehow we can manage to get the access to G4E's FTP we can easily remove/edit/replace files. So we can destroy this entire forum and upload our own stuffs. That is when shells comes into the picture. Shells are a malicious PHP files which you will need to upload to any website, and once you execute it you will get access to its server directly WITHOUT authenticating your self.

Moral of the Story:

I wrote the difference between FTP and shells so that you guyz can understand it, because lots of people tends to get confused between them. So again to make it clear, you can following thing:

Quote:

FTP is a protocol that lets you connect your computer to your hosting server so that you can upload/edit/delete/replace your files. Since we wouldn't have the username & password to connect to any website's ftp, thats why we will use the SHELL to get access. SO SHELL IS NOT FTP BUT IT GIVES YOU ACCESS TO THE HOSTING SERVER.

Funny Incidents:

Let me tell you guyz why i gave time to write this much about FTP in this article. In my forum, i reelased a couple of videos about "hacking with shells" etc .etc. So some guyz saw it and just copied what I was doing without understanding the logic.

I remember i saw couple of threads which said following thing:
" Hi guyz, i managed to hack my 1st website today! YAY, I am really happy! But theres only 1 problem, i uploaded the shell and ran it and it worked fine. The only problem is i dont have access to FTP."

Y0, i hacked a website today, uploaded a shell and it worked fine, now i am trying to get access to FTP 
 

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Trace Mobile numbers or Ip-Address

Recently I came accross a website in which we can easily trace a Mobile number. For example , when we enter the 10 digit mobile number, then we get the Mobile Service provider, Location, City along with area. Thats really awesome.

This tool will be really helpful specially for business persons to verify the location etc...

The site link is Here



Features of this site is


Trace Mobile Number

Trace Vehical Number

Trace Pin Code

Trace IP Address

WHOIS Trace

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The Ultimate Shortcuts - Messaging and Conversation

Chat / Text Abbreviation	Meaning
Text Message / Chat Abbreviations "Numbers & Characters"
?	I have a question
?	I don't understand what you mean
?4U	I have a question for you
;S	Gentle warning, like "Hmm? what did you say?"
^^	Meaning "read line" or "message above"
<3	Meaning "sideways heart" (love, friendship)
	Meaning "broken heart"
<33	Meaning "heart or love" (more 3s is a bigger heart)
@TEOTD	At the end of the day
.02	My (or your) two cents worth
121	One-to-one (private chat initiation)
1337	Leet, meaning 'elite'
143	I love you
14AA41	One for all, and all for one
19	Zero hand (online gaming)
10X	Thanks
1CE	Once
1DR	I wonder
2	Meaning "to" in SMS
20	Meaning "location"
2EZ	Too easy
2G2BT	Too good to be true
2M2H	Too much too handle
2MI	Too much information
2MOR	Tomorrow
2NTE	Tonight
4	Short for "for" in SMS
411	Meaning "information"
404	I don't know
411	Meaning 'information'
420	Lets get high
420	Meaning "Marijuana"
459	Means I love you (ILY is 459 using keypad numbers)
4COL	For crying out loud
4EAE	Forever and ever
4NR	Foreigner
^5	High-five
511	Too much information (more than 411)
555	Sobbing, crying. (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
55555	Crying your eyes out (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
55555	Meaning Laughing (In Thai language the number 5 is pronounced 'ha'.)
6Y	Sexy
7K	Sick
831	I love you (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
86	Over
88	Bye-bye (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
88	Hugs and kisses
9	Parent is watching
	Meaning "smile"
*s*	Meaning "smile"
*w*	Meaning "wink"
"A" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
A3	Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
AA	As above
AAF	As a matter of fact
AAF	As a friend
AAK	Asleep at keyboard
AAK	Alive and kicking
AAMOF	As a matter of fact
AAMOI	As a matter of interest
AAP	Always a pleasure
AAR	At any rate
AAS	Alive and smiling
AASHTA	As always, Sheldon has the answer (Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown)
AATK	Always at the keyboard
ABC	Already been chewed
ABT	About
ABT2	Meaning 'About to'
ABTA	Meaning Good-bye (signoff)
ACD	ALT / CONTROL / DELETE
ACDNT	Accident (e-mail, Government)
ACK	Acknowledge
ACPT	Accept (e-mail, Government)
ACQSTN	Acquisition (e-mail, Government)
ADAD	Another day, another dollar
ADBB	All done, bye-bye
ADD	Address
ADDY	Address
ADIH	Another day in hell
ADIP	Another day in paradise
ADMIN	Administrator
ADMINR	Administrator (Government)
ADN	Any day now
ADR	Address
AE	Area effect (online gaming)
AEAP	As early as possible
AF	April Fools
AFC	Away from computer
AFAIAA	As far as I am aware
AFAIC	As far as I am concerned
AFAIK	As far as I know
AFAIUI	As far as I understand it
AFAP	As far as possible
AFJ	April Fool's joke
AFK	Away from keyboard
AFZ	Acronym Free Zone
AFPOE	A fresh pair of eyes
AH	At home
AIAMU	And I am a money's uncle
AIGHT	Alright
AIR	As I remember
AISB	As it should be
AISB	As I said before
AISI	As I see it
AITR	Adult in the room
AKA	Also known as
ALCON	All concerned
ALOL	Actually laughing out loud
AMAP	As much as possible
AMBW	All my best wishes
AML	All my love
AMOF	As a matter of fact
AO	Anarchy Online (online gaming)
AOC	Available on cell
AOE	Area of effect (online game)
AOM	Age of majority
AOM	Age of Mythology (online gaming)
AOTA	All of the above
AOYP	Angel on your pillow
APAC	All praise and credit
APP	Application
APP	Appreciate
AQAP	As quick (or quiet) as possible
ARE	Acronym rich environment
ASIG	And so it goes
ASAP	As soon as possible
A/S/L	Age/sex/location
ASL	Age/sex/location
ASLA	Age/sex/location/availability
AT	At your terminal
ATB	All the best
ATEOTD	At the end of the day
ATM	At the moment
ATSITS	All the stars in the sky
ATSL	Along the same line (or lines)
AWC	After awhile crocodile
AWESO	Awesome
AWOL	Away without leaving
AWOL	Absent without leave
AYDY	Are you done yet?
AYEC	At your earliest convenience
AYOR	At your own risk
AYSOS	Are you stupid or something?
AYS	Are you serious?
AYT	Are you there?
AYTMTB	And you're telling me this because
AYV	Are you vertical?
AYW	As you were
AYW	As you want / As you wish
AZN	Asian
"B" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
B	Back
B&	Banned
B2W	Back to work
B8	Bait (person teased or joked with, or under-aged person/teen)
B9	Boss is watching
B/F	Boyfriend
B/G	Background (personal information request)
B4	Before
B4N	Bye for now
BAG	Busting a gut
BA	Bad *a*
BAK	Back at keyboard
BAS	Big 'butt' smile
BASOR	Breathing a sigh of relief
BAU	Business as usual
BAY	Back at ya
BB	Be back
BB	Bebi / Baby (Spanish SMS)
BBC	Big bad challenge
BBIAB	Be back in a bit
BBIAF	Be back in a few
BBIAM	Be back in a minute
BBIAS	Be back in a sec
BBL	Be back later
BBN	Bye, bye now
BBQ	Barbeque, "Ownage", shooting score/frag (online gaming)
BBS	Be back soon
BBT	Be back tomorrow
BC	Because
B/C	Because
BC	Be cool
BCNU	Be seeing you
BCOS	Because
BCO	Big crush on
BCOY	Big crush on you
BD	Big deal
BDAY	Birthday
B-DAY	Birthday
BDN	Big darn number
BEG	Big evil grin
BF	Boyfriend
BF	Brain fart
BFAW	Best friend at work
BF2	Battlefield 2 (online gaming)
BF	Best friend
BFF	Best friends forever
BFFL	Best friends for life
BFFLNMW	Best friends for life, no matter what
BFD	Big freaking deal
BFG	Big  freaking grin
BFFN	Best friend for now
BFN	Bye for now
BG	Big grin
BGWM	Be gentle with me
BHL8	Be home late
BIB	Boss is back
BIBO	Beer in, beer out
BIC	Butt in chair
BIF	Before I forget
BIH	Burn in hell
BIL	Brother in law
BION	Believe it or not
BIOYA	Blow it out your *a*
BIOYN	Blow it out your nose
BISFLATM	Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey! (unverified)
BITMT	But in the meantime
BL	Belly laugh
BLNT	Better luck next time
BM	Bite me
BME	Based on my experience
BM&Y	Between me and you
BOB	Back off *buddy*
BN	Bad news
BOE	Meaning "bind on equip" (online gaming)
BOL	Best of luck
BOLO	Be on the look out
BOOMS	Bored out of my skull
BOP	Meaning "bind on pickup" (online gaming)
BOSMKL	Bending over smacking my knee laughing
BOT	Back on topic
BOT	Be on that
BOYF	Boyfriend
BPLM	Big person little mind
BRB	Be right back
BR	Best regards
BRBB	Be right back *babe*
BRNC	Be right back, nature calls
BRD	Bored
BRH	Be right here
BRT	Be right there
BSF	But seriously folks
BSOD	Blue screen of death
BSTS	Better safe than sorry
BT	Bite this
BT	Between technologies
BTA	But then again
BTDT	Been there, done that
BTW	By the way
BTYCL	Meaning 'Bootycall'
BUBU	Slang term for the most beautiful of women
BWL	Bursting with laughter
BYOB	Bring your own beer
BYOC	Bring your own computer
BYOP	Bring your own paint (paintball)
BYTM	Better you than me
"C" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
C&G	Chuckle & grin
C4N	Ciao for now
CAD	Control + Alt + Delete
CAD	Short for Canada/Canadian
CAM	Camera (SMS)
CB	Coffee break
CB	Chat break
CB	Crazy *b*
CD9	Code 9, Meaning "parents are around"
CFS	Care for secret?
CFY	Calling for you
CIAO	Good-bye (Italian word)
CICO	Coffee in, coffee out
CID	Crying in disgrace
CID	Consider it done
CLAB	Crying like a baby
CM	Call me
CMB	Call me back
CMAP	Cover my *a* partner (online gaming)
CMIIW	Correct me if I'm wrong
CMON	Come on
CNP	Continued (in) next post
COB	Close of business
COH	City of Heroes (online gaming)
COS	Because
C/P	Cross post
CP	Chat post (or continue in IM)
CR8	Create
CRAFT	Can't remember a *freaking* thing
CRB	Come right back
CRBT	Crying really big tears
CRIT	Meaning "critical hit" (online gaming)
CRZ	Crazy
CRS	Can't remember *stuff*
CSG	Chuckle, snicker, grin
CSL	Can't stop laughing
CSS	Counter-Strike Source (online gaming)
CT	Can't talk
CTC	Care to chat?
CTHU	Cracking the *heck* up
CTN	Can't talk now
CTO	Check this out
CU	See you too
CU	See you
CU2	See you
CUA	See you around
CUL	See you later
CULA	See you later alligator
CUL8R	See you later
CUMID	See you in my dreams
CURLO	See you around like a donut
CWOT	Complete waste of time
CWYL	Chat with you later
CYA	See you
CYAL8R	See you later
CYE	Check your e-mail
CYEP	Close your eyes partner (online gaming)
CYO	See you online
"D"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
D2	Dedos / fingers (Spanish SMS)
D46?	Down for sex?
DA	Meaning "The"
DAoC	Dark Age of Camelot (online gaming)
DBAU	Doing business as usual
DBEYR	Don't believe everything you read
DC	Disconnect
DD	Dear (or Darling) daughter
DD	Due diligence
DEGT	Dear (or Darling) daughter
DF	Don't even go there
DFL	Dead *freaking* last (online gaming)
DGA	Don’t go anywhere
DGAF	Don't give a *freak*
DGT	Don't go there
DGTG	Don't go there, girlfriend
DH	Dear (or Darling) husband
DHU	Dinosaur hugs (used to show support)
DIIK	Darned if I know
DIKU	Do I know you?
DILLIGAF	Do I look like I give a *freak*?
DILLIGAS	Do I look like I give a sugar?
DIS	Did I say?
DITYID	Did I tell you I'm distressed?
DIY	Do it yourself
DKDC	Don't know, don't care
DKP	Dragon kill points (online gaming)
D/L	Download
DL	Download
DL	Down low
DLBBB	Don't let (the) bed bugs bite
DLTBBB	Don't let the bed bugs bite
DM	Doesn't matter
DM	Direct message (Twitter slang)
DM	Do me
DM	Dungeon Master (online gaming)
DMNO	Dude Man No Offense
DMY	Don't mess yourself
DN	Down
DNC	Do not compute (meaning I do not understand)
DNR	Dinner (SMS)
DNT	Don't
d00d	Dude
DOE	Daughter of Eve
DP	Display Picture (Yahoo Messenger Chat)
DPS	Damage per second (online gaming)
DQMOT	Don't quote me on this
DR	Didn't read
DS	Dear (or Darling) son
DTR	Define the relationship
DTRT	Do the right thing
DTS	Don't think so
DTTD	Don't touch that dial
DUPE	Duplicate
DUR	Do you remember?
DV8	Deviate
DW	Dear (or Darling) wife
DWF	Divorced white female
DWM	Divorced white male
DXNRY	Dictionary
DYNWUTB	Do you know what you are talking about?
DYFI	Did you find it?
DYFM	Dude, you fascinate me
DYOR	Do your own research (common stock market chat slang)
"E"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
E	Ecstasy
E	Enemy (online gaming)
E1	Everyone
E123	Easy as one, two, three
E2EG	Ear to ear grin
EAK	Eating at keyboard
EBKAC	Error between keyboard and chair
ED	Erase display
EF4T	Effort
EG	Evil grin
EI	Eat it
EIP	Editing in progress
EM	E-mail (Twitter slang)
EMA	E-mail address
EMFBI	Excuse me for butting in
EMFBI	Excuse me for jumping in
EMSG	E-mail message
ENUF	Enough
EOD	End of day
EOD	End of discussion
EOL	End of lecture
EOL	End of life
EOM	End of message
EOS	End of show
EOT	End of transmission
EQ	EverQuest (online gaming)
ERS2	Eres tz / are you (Spanish SMS)
ES	Erase screen
ESAD	Eat *S* and die!
ETA	Estimated time (of) arrival
EVA	Ever
EVO	Evolution
EWG	Evil wicked grin (in fun, teasing)
EYC	Excitable, yet calm
EZ	Easy
EZY	Easy
"F"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
F	Meaning female
F2F	Face to face
F2F	Face to face
F2P	Free to play (online gaming)
FAAK	Falling asleep at keyboard
FAF	Funny as *freak*
FAF	Funny as *freak*
FAQ	Frequently asked questions
FB	FaceBook
FBF	Fat boy food (e.g. pizza, burgers, fries)
FBFR	FaceBook friend
FBM	Fine by me
FBOW	For better or worse
FC	Fingers crossed
FC	Full card (online gaming)
FC'INGO	For crying out loud
FEITCTAJ	*Freak* 'em if they can't take a joke
FF	Follow Friday (Twitter slang)
FFA	Free for all (online gaming)
FFS	For *freak'*sakes
FICCL	Frankly I couldn't care a less
FIIK	*Freaked* if I know
FIIOOH	Forget it, I'm out of here
FIL	Father in law
FIMH	Forever in my heart
FISH	First in, still here
FITB	Fill in the blank
FML	*Freak* My Life
FOMC	Falling off my chair
FOAD	*Freak* off and die
FOAF	Friend of a friend
FOMCL	Falling off my chair laughing
FRT	For real though
FTBOMH	From the bottom of my heart
FTL	For the loss
FTW	For the win
FU	*Freak* you
FUBAR	Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUBB	Fouled up beyond belief
FUD	Face up deal (online gaming)
FW	Forward
FWIW	For what it's worth
FWM	Fine with me
FYEO	For your eyes only
FYA	For your amusement
FYI	For your information
"G"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
G	Grin
G	Giggle
G/F	Girlfriend
G2CU	Good to see you
G2G	Got to go
G2GICYAL8ER	Got to go I'll see you later
G2R	Got to run
G2TU	Got to tell u (you)
G4C	Going for coffee
G9	Genius
GA	Go ahead
GAC	Get a clue
GAFC	Get a *freaking* clue
GAL	Get a life
GAS	Got a second?
GAS	Greetings and salutations
GB	Goodbye
GBTW	Get back to work
GBU	God bless you
GDR	Grinning, ducking, and running
GD/R	Grinning, ducking, and running
GFI	Go for it
GF	Girl friend
GFN	Gone for now
GG	Gotta Go
GG	Good Game (online gaming)
GG	Brother (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
GGA	Good game, all (online gaming)
GGE1	Good game, everyone (online gaming)
GGMSOT	Gotta get me some of that
GGOH	Gotta Get Outa Here
GGP	Got to go pee
GH	Good hand (online gaming)
GIAR	Give it a rest
GIC	Gift in crib (online gaming)
GIGO	Garbage in, garbage out
GIRL	Guy in real life
GJ	Good job
GL	Good luck
GL2U	Good luck to you (online gaming)
GL/HF	Good luck, have fun  (online gaming)
GLE1	Good luck everyone (online gaming)
GLNG	Good luck next game (online gaming)
GMBA	Giggling my butt off
GMTA	Great minds think alike
GMV	Got my vote
GN	Good night
GNE1	Good night everyone
GNIGHT	Good night
GNITE	Good night
GNSD	Good night, sweet dreams
GOI	Get over it
GOL	Giggling out loud
GR8	Great
GRATZ	Congratulations
GRL	Girl
GRWG	Get right with God
GR&D	Grinning, running and ducking
GS	Good shot
GS	Good split (online gaming)
GT	Good try
GTFO	Get the *freak* out
GTG	Got to go
GTRM	Going to read mail
GTSY	Great (or good) to see you
GUD	Good
GWHTLC	Glad we had this little chat
"H"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
H	Hug
H8	Hate
H8TTU	Hate to be you
HAG1	Have a good one
HAK	Hug and kiss
HAU	How about you?
H&K	Hugs & kisses
H2CUS	Hope to see you soon
HAGN	Have a good night
HAGO	Have a good one
HAND	Have a nice day
HB	Hurry back
HB	Hug back
H-BDAY	Happy Birthday
HBU	How about you?
HF	Have fun
HFAC	Holy flipping animal crackers
H-FDAY	Happy Father's Day
HHIS	Head hanging in shame
HL	Half Life (online gaming)
HLA	Hola / hello (Spanish SMS)
H-MDAY	Happy Mother's Day
HNL	(w)Hole 'nother level
HOAS	Hold on a second
HP	Hit points / Health points (online gaming)
HRU	How are you?
HTH	Hope this helps
HUB	Head up butt
HUYA	Head up your *butt*
HV	Have
HVH	Heroic Violet Hold (online gaming)
HW	Homework
"I" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
I2	I too (me too)
IA8	I already ate
IAAA	I am an accountant
IAAD	I am a doctor
IAAL	I am a lawyer
IAC	In any case
IAE	In any event
IANAC	I am not a crook
IANAL	I am not a lawyer
IAO	I am out (of here)
IB	I'm back
IB	I'm back
IC	I see
ICAM	I couldn't agree more
ICBW	It could be worse
ICEDI	I can't even discuss it
ICFILWU	I could fall in love with you
ICYMI	In case you missed it (Twitter slang)
IDBI	I don't believe it
IDC	I don't care
IDGAF	I don't give a *freak*
IDK	I don't know
IDTS	I don't think so
IDUNNO	I don't know
IFYP	I feel your pain
IG2R	I got to run
IGHT	I got high tonight
IGN	I (I've) got nothing
IGP	I got to (go) pee
IHNI	I have no idea
IIRC	If I remember correctly
IIIO	Intel inside, idiot outside
IK	I know
IKR	I know, right?
ILBL8	I'll be late
ILU	I love you
ILUM	I love you man
ILY	I love you
IM	Instant message
IMAO	In my arrogant opinion
IMHO	In my humble opinion
ImL	(in Arial font) Means I love you (a way of using the American sign language in text)
IMNSHO	In my not so humble opinion
IMO	In my opinion
IMS	I am sorry
IMSB	I am so bored
IMTM	I am the man
IMU	I miss u (you)
INAL	I'm not a lawyer
INC	Meaning "incoming" (online gaming)
IOMH	In over my head
IOW	In other words
IRL	In real life
IRMC	I rest my case
ISLY	I still love you
ITAM	It's The Accounting, Man (financial blogs)
ITYK	I thought you knew
IUSS	If you say so
IWALU	I will always love you
IWAWO	I want a way out
IWIAM	Idiot wrapped in a moron
IYKWIM	If you know what I mean
IYO	In your opinion
IYQ	Meaning "I like you"
IYSS	If you say so
"J" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
j00	You
j00r	Your
JAC	Just a second
JAM	Just a minutes
JFF	Just for fun
JFGI	Just *freaking* Google it
JIC	Just in case
JJA	Just joking around
JK	Just kidding
JLMK	Just let me know
JMO	Just my opinion
JP	Just playing
JP	Jackpot (online gaming, bingo games)
JTLYK	Just to let you know
JV	Meaning "joint venture"
JW	Just wondering
"K" Text Messages / Chat Abbreviations
K	Okay
KK	Knock, knock
KK	Okay, Okay!
K8T	Katie
k/b	Keyboard
KB	Keyboard
KB	Kick butt (online gaming)
KDFU	Means Cracking (K) the (D as in Da) *freak* up
KEWL	Cool
KEYA	I will key you later
KEYME	Key me when you get in
KFY	Kiss for you
KIA	Know it all
KISS	Keep it simple, stupid
KIT	Keep in touch
KMA	Kiss my *a*
KMK	Kiss my keister
KMT	Kiss my tushie
KOC	Kiss on cheek
KOL	Kiss on cheek
KOS	Kid over shoulder
KOW	Knock on wood
KOTC	Kiss on the cheek
KOTL	Kiss on the lips
KNIM	Know what I mean?
KNOW	Meaning "knowledge"
KPC	Keeping parents clueless
KS	Kill then steal (online gaming)
KSC	Kind (of) sort (of) chuckle
KT	Katie
KUTGW	Keep up the good work

Chat / Text Abbreviation	Meaning
"L"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
L2G	Like to go?
L2G	(would) Love to go
L2K	Like to come
l33t	Leet, meaning 'elite'
L8R	Later
L8RG8R	Later, gator
LBAY	Laughing back at you
LD	Later, dude
LD	Long distance
LDO	Like, duh obviously
LEMENO	Let me know
LERK	Leaving easy reach of keyboard
LFD	Left for day
LFG	Looking for group (online gaming)
LFG	Looking for guard (online gaming)
LFM	Looking for more (online gaming)
LGH	Lets get high
LH6	Lets have sex
LHSX	Lets have sex
LHM	Lord help me
LHO	Laughing head off
LI	LinkedIn
LIC	Like I care
LIK	Meaning liquor
LIMT	Laugh in my tummy
LLGB	Love, later, God bless
LLS	Laughing like *silly*
LMAO	Laughing my *a* off
LMBO	Laughing my butt off
LMFAO	Laughing my freaking *a* off
LMIRL	Lets meet in real life
LMK	Let me know
LMMFAO	Laughing my mother freaking a** off
LMNK	Leave my name out
LNT	Meaning lost in translation
LOA	List of acronyms
LOL	Laughing out loud
LOL	Laugh out loud
LOL	Lots of love
LOLH	Laughing out loud hysterically
LOLO	Lots of love
LOLWTF	Laughing out loud (saying) "What the *freak*?"
LOTI	Laughing on the inside
LOTR	Lord of The Rings (online gaming)
LQTM	Laughing quietly to myself
LSHMBH	Laugh so hard my belly hurts
LSV	Language, sex and violence
LTD	Living the dream
LTLWDLS	Let's twist like we did last summer
LTNS	Long time no see
LTOD	Laptop of death
LTS	Laughing to self
LULT	Love you long time
LULZ	Slang for LOL
LVM	Left voice mail
LWOS	Laughing without smiling
LY	Love ya
LYLAS	Love you like a sis
LYLC	Love you like crazy
LYSM	Love you so much
"M"  Text Messages / Chat Abbreviations
M$	Microsoft
M8	Mate
MB	Mamma's boy
MBS	Mom behind shoulder
MC	Merry Christmas
MDIAC	My Dad is a cop
MEGO	My eyes glaze over
MEH	Meaning a "shrug" or shrugging shoulders
MEH	Meaning a "so-so" or "just okay"
MEHH	Meaning a "sigh" or sighing
MEZ	Meaning "mesmerize" (online gaming)
MFI	Mad for it
MGB	May God bless
MGMT	Management
MIRL	Meet in real life
MISS.(number)	Meaning "child and her age". Miss.3 would be a 3-year old daughter
MKAY	Meaning "Mmm, okay"
MLM	Meaning give the middle finger
MM	Sister (Mandarin Chinese txt msg)
MMK	Meaning okay? (as a question)
MNC	Mother nature calls
MNSG	Mensaje (message in Spanish)
MorF	Male or female?
MOMBOY	Mamma's boy
MOO	My own opinion
MOOS	Member of the opposite sex
MOS	Mother over shoulder
MOSS	Member of same sex
MP	Mana points (online gaming)
MR.(number)	Meaning "child and his age". Mr.3 would be a 3-year old son
MRT	Modified ReTweet  (Twitter slang)
MSG	Message
MTF	More to follow
MTFBWU	May the force be with you
MU	Miss U (you)
MUAH	Multiple unsuccessful attempts (at/to) humor
MUSM	Miss you so much
MWAH	Meaning "kiss" (it is is the sound made when kissing through the air)
MYO	Mind your own (business)
MYOB	Mind your own business

"N"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
n00b	Newbie
N1	Nice one
N2M	Nothing too much
NADT	Not a darn thing
NALOPKT	Not a lot of people know that
NANA	Not now, no need
NBD	No big deal
NBFAB	No bad for a beginner (online gaming)
NC	Nice crib (online gaming)
ND	Nice double (online gaming)
NE	Any
NE1	Anyone
NFM	None for me / Not for me
NFM	Not for me
NFS	Need for Speed (online gaming)
NFS	Not for sale
NFW	No *freaking* way
NFW	Not for work
NFWS	Not for work safe
NH	Nice hand (online gaming)
NIFOC	Naked in front of computer
NIGI	Now I get it
NIMBY	Not in my back yard
NIROK	Not in reach of keyboard
NLT	No later than
NM	Nothing much
NM	Never mind
NM	Nice meld (online gaming)
NMH	Not much here
NMJC	Nothing much, just chilling
NMU	Not much, you?
NO1	No one
NOOB	Meaning someone who is bad at (online) games
NOWL	Meaning "knowledge"
NOYB	None of your business
NP	No problem
NPC	Non-playing character (online gaming)
NQT	Newly qualified teacher
NR	Nice roll (online gaming)
NRN	No response/reply necessary
NS	Nice score (online gaming)
NS	Nice split (online gaming)
NSA	No strings attached
NSFW	Not safe for work
NSISR	Not sure if spelled right
NT	Nice try
NTHING	Nothing (SMS)
NTS	Note to self
NVM	Never mind
NVR	Never
NW	No way
NWO	No way out
"O"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
O4U	Only for you
O	Opponent (online gaming)
O	Meaning "hugs"
O	Over
OA	Online auctions (see more auction abbreviations)
OATUS	On a totally unrelated subject
OB	Oh baby
OB	Oh brother
OH	Overheard
OI	Operator indisposed
OIB	Oh, I'm back
OIC	Oh, I see
OJ	Only joking
OL	Old lady
OLL	Online love
OM	Old man
OM	Oh, my
OMAA	Oh, my aching *A* (butt)
OMDB	Over my dead body
OMFG	Oh my *freaking* God
omfglmaobbqrofl copteriss	oh my *freaking* god, laugh my *a* off, owned, roll on floor spinning around I'm so sad
OMG	Oh my God
OMGYG2BK	Oh my God, you got to be kidding
OMW	On my way
ONL	Online
OO	Over and out
OOC	Out of character
OOH	Out of here
OOTD	One of these days
OOTO	Out of the office
OP	On phone
ORLY	Oh really?
OT	Off topic (discussion forums)
OTB	Off to bed
OTFL	On the floor laughing
OTL	Out to lunch
OTOH	On the other hand
OTP	On the phone
OTT	Over the top
OTTOMH	Off the top of my head
OTW	Off to work
OVA	Over
OYO	On your own
"P"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
P	Partner (online gaming)
P2P	Parent to parent
P2P	Peer to peer
P2P	Pay to play (online gaming)
P911	Parents coming into room alert
PAT	Meaning "patrol" (online gaming)
PAW	Parents are watching
PBOOK	Phonebook (e-mail)
PC	Player character (online gaming)
PCM	Please call me
PDA	Personal display (of) affection
PDH	Pretty darn happy
PDS	Please don't shoot
PDQ	Pretty darn quick
PEEPS	People
PFT	Pretty *freaking* tight
PIC	Picture
PIP	Peeing in pants (laughing hard)
PIR	Parents in room
PISS	Put in some sugar
PITA	Pain in the *butt*
PKMN	Pokemon (online gaming)
PL8	Plate
PLD	Played
PLMK	Please let me know
PLS	Please
PLU	People like us
PLZ	Please
PLZTLME	Please tell me
PM	Private Message
PMFI	Pardon me for interrupting
PMFJI	Pardon me for jumping in
PMSL	Pee myself laughing
POAHF	Put on a happy face
POS	Parent over shoulder
POV	Point of view
POV	Privately owned vehicle (originally used to differentiate an individual's vehicle from a military vehicle)
PPL	People
PPU	Pending pick-up
PROLLY	Probably
PROGGY	Meaning computer program
PRON	Meaning pornography
PRT	Party
PRT	Please Retweet (Twitter slang)
PRW	People/parents are watching
PSOS	Parent standing over shoulder
PSP	Playstation Portable
PST	Please send tell (online gaming)
PTIYPASI	Put that in your pipe and smoke it
PTL	Praise the Lord
PTMM	Please tell me more
PUG	Pick up group (online gaming)
PVP	Player versus player (online gaming)
PWN	Meaning "own"
PXT	Please explain that
PU	That stinks!
PUKS	Pick up kids (SMS)
PYT	Pretty young thing
PZ	Peace
PZA	Pizza
"Q"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
Q	Queue
QFE	Question for everyone
QFI	Quoted for idiocy
QFI	Quoted for irony
QIK	Quick
QL	Quit laughing
QQ (qq)	Meaning "crying eyes"
QQ	Quick question
QSL	Reply
QSO	Conversation
QT	Cutie
QTPI	Cutie pie
"R"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
R8	Rate (SMS)
RBAY	Right back at you
RFN	Right *freaking* now
RHIP	Rank has its privileges
RIP	Rest in peace
RL	Real life
RLY	Really
RME	Rolling my eyes
RMLB	Read my lips baby
RMMM	Read my mail man
ROFL	Rolling on floor laughing
ROFLCOPTER	Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around
ROFLMAO	Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off
ROTFL	Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLUTS	Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak
RS	Runescape (online gaming)
RSN	Real soon now
RT	Roger that
RT	Retweet (Twitter slang)
RTBS	Reason to be single
RTFM	Read the *freaking* manual
RTFQ	Read the *freaking* question
RTMS	Read the manual, stupid
RTNTN	Retention (e-mail, Government)
RTRCTV	Retroactive (e-mail, Government)
RTRMT	Retirement (e-mail, Government)
RTSM	Read the stupid manual
RTWFQ	Read the whole *freaking* question
RU	Are you?
RUMOF	Are you male or female?
RUT	Are u (you) there?
RUOK	Are you okay?
RX	Regards
RW	Real world
RX	Meaning drugs or prescriptions
RYB	Read your Bible
RYO	Roll your own
RYS	Read your screen
RYS	Are you single?
"S"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
S2R	Send to receive (meaning send me your picture to get mine)
S2S	Sorry to say
SAL	Such a laugh
SAT	Sorry about that
SB	Should be
SB	Smiling back
SBT	Sorry 'bout that
SC	Stay cool
SDMB	Sweet dreams, my baby
SETE	Smiling Ear-to-Ear
SFAIK	So far as I know
SH	Same here
SH^	Shut up
SHID	Slapping head in disgust
SICNR	Sorry, I could not resist
SIG2R	Sorry, I got to run
SIHTH	Stupidity is hard to take
SIMYC	Sorry I missed your call
SIR	Strike it rich
SIS	Snickering in silence
SIT	Stay in touch
SK8	Skate
SK8NG	Skating
SK8R	Skater
SK8RBOI	Skater Boy
SLAP	Sounds like a plan
SMHID	Scratching my head in disbelief
SNAFU	Situation normal all fouled up
SNERT	Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager
SO	Significant other
SOAB	Son of a *B*
S'OK	Meaning It' (s) okay (ok)
SOL	Sooner or later
SOMY	Sick of me yet?
SorG	Straight or Gay?
SOS	Meaning help
SOS	Son of Sam
SOT	Short of time
SOTMG	Short of time, must go
SOWM	Someone with me
SPK	Speak (SMS)
SRSLY	Seriously
SPST	Same place, same time
SPTO	Spoke to
SQ	Square
SRY	Sorry
SS	So sorry
SSDD	Same stuff, different day
SSIF	So stupid it's funny
SSINF	So stupid it's not funny
ST&D	Stop texting and drive
STFU	Shut the *freak* up
STR8	Straight
STW	Search the Web
SUITM	See you in the morning
SUL	See you later
SUP	What's up?
SUTH	So use(d) to haters (Facebook)
SUX	Meanings sucks or "it sucks"
SWAK	Sent (or sealed) with a kiss
SWALK	Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss
SWAT	Scientific wild *butt* guess
SWL	Screaming with laughter
SWMBO	She who must be obeyed. Meaning wife or partner
SYL	See you later
SYS	See you soon
SYY	Shut your yapper
"T"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
T+	Think positive
T4BU	Thanks for being you
T:)T	Think happy thoughts
TA	Thanks a lot
TAFN	That's all for now
TAM	Tomorro a.m.
TANK	Meaning really strong
TANKED	Meaning "owned"
TANKING	Meaning "owning"
TARFU	Things Are Really *fouled* Up.
TAU	Thinking about u (you)
TAUMUALU	Thinking about you miss you always love you
TBAG	Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player (online gaming)
TBC	To be continued
TBD	To be determined
TBH	To be honest
TBL	Text back later
TC	Take care
TCB	Take care of business
TCOY	Take care of yourself
TD	Tower defense (online gaming)
TDTM	Talk dirty to me
TFF	Too *freaking* funny
TFS	Thanks for sharing
TFTF	Thanks for the follow (Twitter slang)
TFTI	Thanks for the invitation
TG	Thank goodness
TGIF	Thank God it's Friday
THX	Thanks
THT	Think happy thoughts
THNX	Thanks
THNQ	Thank-you (SMS)
TIA	Thanks in advance
TIAD	Tomorrow is another day
TIC	Tongue-in-cheek
TILIS	Tell it like it is
TIR	Teacher in room
TLK2UL8R	Talk to you later
TL	Too long
TMB	Text me back
TMB	Tweet me back (Twitter slang)
TMI	Too much information
TMOT	Trust me on this
TMTH	Too much to handle
TMWFI	Take my word for it
TNSTAAFL	There's no such thing as a free lunch
TNT	Til next time
TOJ	Tears of joy
TOS	Terms of service
TOU	Thinking of you
TOY	Thinking of you
TPM	Tomorrow p.m.
TPTB	The powers that be
TQ	Te quiero / I love you (Spanish SMS)
TSH	Tripping so hard
TSNF	That's so not fair
TSTB	The sooner, the better
TTFN	Ta ta for now
TTLY	Totally
TTTT	These things take time
TTUL	Talk to you later
TU	Thank you
TUI	Turning you in
TWSS	That's what she said
TTG	Time to go
TTYAFN	Talk to you awhile from now
TTYL	Talk to you later
TTYS	Talk to you soon
TY	Thank you
TYFC	Thank you for charity (online gaming)
TYFYC	Thank you for your comment
TYS	Told you so
TYT	Take your time
TYSO	Thank you so much
TYAFY	Thank you and *freak* you
TYVM	Thank you very much
"U"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
^URS	Up yours
UCMU	You crack me up
UDI	Unidentified drinking injury (meaning bruise, scratch, ache and so on)
UDM	U (You) da (the) man
UDS	Ugly domestic scene
UFB	Un *freaking* believable
UFN	Until further notice
UGTBK	You've got to be kidding
UKTR	You know that's right
UL	Upload
U-L	Meaning "You will"
UNA	Use no acronyms
UN4TUN8	Unfortunate
UNBLEFBLE	Unbelievable
UNCRTN	Uncertain
UNPC	Un- (not) politically correct
UOK	(Are) You ok?
UR	Your / You're
UR2YS4ME	You are too wise for me
URA*	You are a star
URH	You are hot (U R Hot)
URSKTM	You are so kind to me
URTM	You are the man
URW	You are welcome
USBCA	Until something better comes along
USU	Usually
UT	Unreal Tournament (online gaming)
UT2L	You take too long
UV	Unpleasant visual
UW	You're welcome
"V"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
VBS	Very big smile
VEG	Very evil grin
VFF	Very freaking funny
VFM	Value for money
VGC	Very good condition
VGG	Very good game (online gaming)
VGH	Very good hand (online gaming)
VIP	Very important person
VM	Voice mail
VN	Very nice
VNH	Very nice hand (online gaming)
VRY	Very
VSC	Very soft chuckle
VSF	Very sad face
VWD	Very well done (online gaming)
"W"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
W@	What?
W/	With
W/B	Welcome back
W3	WWW (Web address)
W8	Wait
WAH	Working at home
WAJ	What a jerk
WAM	Wait a minute
WAN2	Want to? (SMS)
WAN2TLK	Want to talk
WAREZ	meaning pirated (illegally gained) software
WAS	Wait a second
WAS	Wild *a* guess
WAWA	Where are we at?
WAYF	Where are you from?
W/B	Write back
WB	Welcome back
WBS	Write back soon
WBU	What about you?
WC	Welcome
WC	Who cares
WCA	Who cares anyway
W/E	Whatever
W/END	Weekend
WE	Whatever
WEP	Weapon (online gaming)
WH5	Who, what, when, where, why
WIBNI	Wouldn't it be nice if
WDALYIC	Who died and left you in charge
WDYK	What do you know?
WDYT	What do you think?
WGACA	What do you think?
WIIFM	What's in it for me?
WISP	Winning is so pleasurable
WITP	What is the point?
WITW	What in the world
WIU	Wrap it up
WK	Week
WKD	Weekend
WRT	With regard to
WL	Whatta loser
W/O	Without
WOMBAT	Waste of money, brains and time
WOW	World of Warcraft (online gaming)
WRK	Work
WRU@	Where are you at?
WRUD	What are you doing?
WTB	Want to buy (online gaming)
WTF	What the *freak* ?
WTFE	What the *freak* ever
WTFO	What the *freak* ?, over.
WTG	Way to go
WTGP	Want to go private (talk out of public chat area)
WTH	What the heck?
WTM	Who's the man?
WTS	Want to sell? (online gaming)
WTT	Want to trade? (online gaming)
WU	What's up?
WUCIWUG	What you see is what you get
WUF	Where are you from?
WUP	What's up?
WUW	What u (you) want?
WUU2	What are you up to?
WUZ	Meaning "was"
WWJD	What would Jesus do?
WWJD	What Would Judd Do? (Artist Donald Judd, who was known to do things in his own compulsive way.)
WWNC	Will wonders never cease
WWYC	Write when you can
WYCM	Will you call me?
WYD	What (are) you doing?
WYGAM	When you get a minute
WYHAM	When you have a minute
WYLEI	When you least expect it
WYSIWYG	What you see is what you get
WYWH	Wish you were here
"X"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
X-1-10	Meaning "Exciting"
X	Kiss
X!	Meaning "a typical woman"
XD	Meaning "really hard laugh" (where D is a smiley mouth)
XD	Meaning a "devilish smile"
XME	Excuse Me
XOXOXO	Hugs & Kisses
XLNT	Excellent
XLR8	Meaning "faster" or "going faster"
XYL	Ex-young lady, meaning wife. (amateur radio)
XYZ	Examine your zipper
"Y"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
Y?	Why?
Y	Meaning Yawn
Y2K	You're too kind
YA	Your
YAA	Yet another acronym
YABA	Yet another bloody acronym
YARLY	Ya, really?
YBIC	Your brother in Christ
YBS	You'll be sorry
YCDBWYCID	You can't do business when your computer is down
YCHT	You can have them
YCLIU	You can look it up
YCMU	You crack me up
YF	Wife
YG	Young gentleman
YGTBKM	You've got to be kidding me
YGG	You go girl
YHBT	You have been trolled
YHBW	You have been warned
YHL	You have lost
YIU	Yes, I understand
YKW	You know what
YKWYCD	You know what you can do
YL	Young lady
YMMV	Your mileage may vary
YNK	You never know
YR	Your
YR	Yeah right
YRYOCC	You're running your own cuckoo clock
YSIC	Your sister in Christ
YSYD	Yeah sure you do
YT	You there?
YTB	You're the best
YTB	Youth talk back
YTTL	You take too long
YTG	You're the greatest
YW	You're welcome
YWHNB	Yes, we have no bananas
YWHOL	Yelling "woohoo" out loud
YWSYLS	You win some, you lose some
YYSSW	Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever
"Z"  Text Message / Chat Abbreviations
Z	Zero
Z	Z's are calling (meaning going to bed/sleep)
Z	Meaning "Said"
Z%	Zoo
ZH	Sleeping Hour
ZOMG	Used in World of Warcraft to mean OMG (Oh My God)
ZOT	Zero tolerance
ZUP	Meaning "What's up?"
ZZZZ	Sleeping (or bored)

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